Monday, March 24, 2008

Dispatches from the front, part 2: the superdelegates


blah blah blah, enough with these superdelegates already. with denver fast approaching, and as Obama tries to stem the tide in PA by advertising to every demographic except african americans, i thought it would be fun to find out who these SDs are.

1) (HRC) Bill clinton: eh, the 90's were ok, but obama doesn't love america? B
2) (BHO) Tom Daschle: crucified by w's gop, tom will always represent the dream. B+
3) (HRC) Jack Murtha: A hero, a patriot, and a genius. A
4) (BHO) Bill Richardson, Chris Dodd: Two important, experienced democrats, and possible running mates. A-
5) (HRC) Evan Bayh: the model of moderation in a winnable state. A
6) (BHO) Ted Kennedy, John Kerry: the liberal lion and the man who would be president, but are they part of the 'old' politics Obama wants to move away from? C
7) (HRC) Ed Rendell: popular governor of a big blue collar state, a barnstormer. B+
8) (BHO) Claire McCaskel: One of the big six who won it for the blue team in 06, she is passionate and eloquent and, um, a white woman? A-
9) (HRC) Rush Limbaugh. Wait a second... F
10) (???) John Edwards, Al Gore: Come on already!

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