And your bird can sing

The Merth Beaten Worker

Alot to blog about to-day (which is to say, alot of work to procrastinate over)

1. so, apparently, you cant put pictures on blogspot

2. i saw paul mccartney yesterday. do you think he understands who he is? Also, i saw Will Arnett. Come on!

3. FU,W

4. National League Manager of the Year: Joe Girardi

5. American League Manager of the Year: Jim Leyland. Duh.

6. Congrats, Ryan Howard and Chase Utley on your first silver slugger awards.

7. Simpons tonight?

8. Who knows 8?

9. Joking Smokers, don't you think the joker laughs at you?

10. I think i'd be 10 times more inclined to read this Sarte, and 20 times more inclined to read these vietnam documents, if the Man wasnt telling me to do so.

11. LBJ, what were you thinking?

12. Rumsfeld? I mean, Come On!

13. Wii comes out this friday? who wants to go to Best Buy at 6 am with me? I am completely serious.

14. I am now accepting bets on what i will be doing next year. The vegas odds:
TFA: 2-1
Snowboard Instructor: 5-2
Trubadour: 7-4
Peace Corps: 3-1
Junior Speech Writer for Democratic Nominee for President Ed Rendell, 4-1
Fellow: 5-1
Struggling screenwriter/waitor: 6-1
Zarathustra: 7-1
Navy Intelligence Officer: 10-1
Professional She-Male: Even
Paul McCartney/Ryan Howard worshipper: 1-100
NL manager of the year: 25-1

15. Gentlemen, start your engines.

16. anyone wanna get drunk and go to the Harvard Objectivist Club meeting next friday night?

17. Know any single girls?

18. Response Paper? tomorrow? we just wrote one last week!

19. http://youtube.com/watch?v=6X0S4nYyaTk

20. Its funny because its true.