Smalls don't get down like that.

The Merth Beaten Worker

Anyone wanna see 2046 tonight at the MFA? I just might go.

So, I really couldnt care less about harvard politics, but i do think its rediculous that Larry Summ-mo has to resign. I mean, what a pussy. COME ON! He shouldve stuck to his guns, and every one else shouldnt have been such a bitch. Sumbot was like the one guy at harv-mo who cared about student space and cores and shit, and now we're gonna have some jack-mo making decisions about science and shit noone cares about. But like I said, i really dont care.

Derek loves So Right by Dave Matthews Band.

LOVES IT!

Also, BattleShip Pokemon tomorrow night at the harvard film archives. Any takers?

Also, how sick is the jam in the end of lizzards. Why hasnt anyone made a gamehenge movie yet?

Also, does anyone wanna get a house in san diego and be hot shot bartenders? I'll drive.

Finally, in dedication to Lawrence Summers, I'd like to offer these beautiful words (and no, mom, I dont mean that sarcastically) of wisdom:
"She don’t remember shit! just the two hits!
Her hittin the floor, and me hittin the clits!
Suckin on the tits! had the hooker beggin for the dick
And your moms ain’t ugly love; my dick got rock quick
I guess I was a combination of house of pain and bobby brown
I was humpin around and jump-in around
Jacked her then I asked her who’s the man; she said, b-i-g
Then I bust in her e-y-e"